Title: A Knightly Occurrence
Ships: Xiumin / Luhan
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 6,024 words
Warnings: Innuendo, lots of innuendo, Cristiano Ronaldo doing things, Luhan having no idea how baby making works, ideals of manliness horribly exaggerated for comedic purposes (I’m sorry)
Summary: Luhan has one chance to become the best knight in the kingdom. Minseok wants someone to rub his feet.

Written for Let out the Baby round 2016

Read here: AO3

Title: Roommates Are a Chipmunk’s Best Friend
Pairing: None (Platonic OT12)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4,886 w.
Summary: For such a tall guy he makes a tiny chipmunk….
Notes~ Written for exo_mostlyhuman round 2016.

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AFF | AO3

Title: Love in a Cold Climate
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan, Kris / D.O., Suho / Minho, Chanyeol / Chen, Lay / Sehun, Baekhyun / Kai
Warning: Attempted whale beaching, crack
Summary: Love is strange. Particularly strange if you are a narwhal in love with a beluga or a polar bear in love with a penguin or...

( Minseok swam lazily towards his family )