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End of Year Fic Meme: 2018

2018-12-31T15:08:31Z

A huge thanks to the readers who have given my fics a chance over the last year. I really appreciate it. Now, for some stats and ramblings and things...

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"Yixing sighed, a heavy noise that was covered up by the hum of Lu Han’s Hello Kitty desktop radio."
~ Satellite of Love

"Minseok stared at the mark on his forearm, at the curl of the Chinese characters that had marred his skin for the last year."
~ Simply the Name

Favorite Closing Line(s):

"We’re enemies now. We’ll always be enemies after this. Always.”
~ The Good Son

"Are you free later? thought we could get something to eat. I rly liked last night. we could watch Zootopia if you want <3"
~ Excuse Me, Did you say Zootopia?

"Let’s Go"
~ Teenage Wasteland

Favorite 5 Lines from Anywhere:

“No,” Junmyeon quickly denied it. “The fact is we aren’t dating. Never once did we ask each other out and I might love you but…I mean, Sehun, just because we have a son and live together and have sex and taking a shower with you is the best feeling in the world and I miss you every second I am at work and I–“ Suddenly he stopped and frowned.
~ Oblivious

“My name is Kim Junmyeon, I am a marketing manager,” he began, setting the words to the tune of Butterfly by Mariah Carey (seriously why had Sehun admitted that was his favorite song). “I live in a two thousand square foot apartment in a nice socio-economic neighborhood. I drive a Mitsubishi Outlander with fifteen thousand miles. I make one hundred and ten thousand dollars a year. My health is great because I take good care of myself and exercise every day. I want to have your eggs.”
~ Come Fly with Me

“We met at the Star Wars Galaxies shutdown party. You gave me your giant dick shaped ship and proposed marriage when I helped you figure out how to hack into blockbuster’s base code and erase your fine and the gay porn you rented."
~ It's Not My Place (in the 9 to 5 world)

“You’re a…” Lu Han’s face scrunched up. “Hug prostitute?”
~ Satellite of Love

"“I’m an owl hybrid, you’re a stork hybrid. That is how these things work. You build ridiculously large houses for no apparent reason. My kind aren’t like that because we have common sense . So we move in, take up a teeny tiny,” the man held up his fingers to indicate a small size, “sliver of your humongous living space and things go on as normal.”
~ This Old House

Fic-writing goals for 2019:

I said it earlier, but to have time to write. I am not going to make any lofty goals beyond that. *crosses fingers that I won't lose time for my favorite hobby.

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End of Year Fic Meme: 2017

2017-12-25T23:02:01Z

Where does the time go....

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A Knightly Occurance

2017-04-20T01:33:40Z

Title: A Knightly Occurrence
Ships: Xiumin / Luhan
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 6,024 words
Warnings: Innuendo, lots of innuendo, Cristiano Ronaldo doing things, Luhan having no idea how baby making works, ideals of manliness horribly exaggerated for comedic purposes (I’m sorry)
Summary: Luhan has one chance to become the best knight in the kingdom. Minseok wants someone to rub his feet.

Written for Let out the Baby round 2016

Read here: AO3

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Voices Carry

2017-04-20T01:30:42Z

Title: Voices Carry
Genre: Supernatural, Mystery, Humor, Smut
Length: 26k words (ongoing)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, other pairings revealed
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, minor character death, blood play, breath play, rough sex
Summary: Humans weren't supposed to notice Club Pandora, they were never supposed to know it existed. Yet one day a human walked into the vampire club looking for a job. Predictably all hell broke loose.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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Benevolent

2017-04-20T01:27:39Z

Title: Benevolent
Genre: A/B/O, Royalty, Dystopian,
Length: 120k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, Kris / Suho, Show Luo / Lay, other pairings revealed
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, dubious consent, mpreg, minor character death
Summary: Minseok lives a sheltered life. Luhan belongs to chaos. A world built on lies joins them together, future unknown.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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How Bazaar

2017-04-20T01:23:40Z

Title: How Bazaar
Genre: Ghosts, Romance, Fluff
Length: 3.1k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Chanyeol / D.O.
Summary: Chanyeol has everything it takes to run a successful business. What he lacks his resident ghost (and crush), Kyungsoo, makes up for.

Written for Yeollie Pop Day Round 2016 / 2017

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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Used to Be Snow White but We Drifted

2017-04-20T01:20:26Z

Title: Used to Be Snow White but We Drifted
Genre: Sci-fi, Royalty
Length: 41.8k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, Victoria (fx) / Chen / Baekhyun, other pairings to be revealed
Warnings: Threesomes, avoidance as a means of coping
Summary: ““Before you shoot me, I think it’s best that you know why I’m here.” Luhan spoke calmly without breaking eye contact.

Written for Seokmonsters Round 2016 / 2017

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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my monster fought a spider and the spider won

2017-04-20T01:12:35Z

Title: my monster fought a spider and the spider won
Genre: Monsters, comedy
Length: 4.5k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Chanyeol / D.O.
Summary: “Monsters can be scared of bugs!” Chanyeol protested, walking out of the closet.
“Are they also scared of thunder, sad episodes of Little House on the Prairie, and the noise plastic bags make?” Kyungsoo shot back.

Written for Monsterfest Round 2016

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To Dream in Ones and Zeroes

2017-04-20T01:09:28Z

Title: To Dream in Ones and Zeroes
Genre: Video game AU, Angst
Length: 4.6k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin
SummaryThe life of a wandering minstrel isn't easy, especially with people like Mirranda0412 around.

Written for SNCJ Secret Santa round 2016.

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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace

2017-04-20T01:04:49Z

Title: Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace
Genre: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 4k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Suho / Xiumin
Summary: Junmyeon wakes up next to his longstanding crush with exactly zero memory of how he got there. Panic and delayed hilarity ensues.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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First Comes Baby

2017-04-20T01:00:32Z

Title: First Comes Baby
Genre: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 7.3k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: D.O. / Sehun
Summary: Kyungsoo and Sehun are practically strangers who both want to adopt a child. Maybe doing it together isn’t such a bad idea– except everyone else thinks it is.

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Something Wicked this way Comes

2017-04-20T00:56:01Z

Title: Something Wicked This Way Comes
Genre: Vampire!AU, Horror
Length: 2.5k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan
Summary: Lu Han is a lonely vampire, Minseok is his cure.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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Strangers on a Train

2017-04-20T00:53:17Z

Title: Strangers on a Train

Genre: Punk!AU, Barely there plot with some smut
Length: 3.2k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan
Summary: Having something to look forward to, something that didn’t come down to names and obligations is what mattered. That is what kept Minseok going. That is why, when he found out his name, he wanted to forget it.

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I only want to have PHHUN with you

2017-04-20T00:20:07Z

Title: I only want to have PHHUN with you

Genre: Crack, humor, wolves
Length: 8k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Suho / Kris
Summary: Yifan should never have taken that selfie wearing daisy dukes AKA how Tao blackmails Yifan into finally talking to his crush.

Written for Yifantasy round 2016.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

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Fic Master List

2017-04-19T18:42:23Z

( Ohhhh, shiny words!!! )

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