A huge thanks to the readers who have given my fics a chance over the last year. I really appreciate it. Now, for some stats and ramblings and things...

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"Yixing sighed, a heavy noise that was covered up by the hum of Lu Han’s Hello Kitty desktop radio."
~ Satellite of Love

"Minseok stared at the mark on his forearm, at the curl of the Chinese characters that had marred his skin for the last year."
~ Simply the Name



Favorite Closing Line(s):

"We’re enemies now. We’ll always be enemies after this. Always.”
~ The Good Son

"Are you free later? thought we could get something to eat. I rly liked last night. we could watch Zootopia if you want <3"
~ Excuse Me, Did you say Zootopia?

"Let’s Go"
~ Teenage Wasteland

Favorite 5 Lines from Anywhere:

“No,” Junmyeon quickly denied it. “The fact is we aren’t dating. Never once did we ask each other out and I might love you but…I mean, Sehun, just because we have a son and live together and have sex and taking a shower with you is the best feeling in the world and I miss you every second I am at work and I–“ Suddenly he stopped and frowned.
~ Oblivious

“My name is Kim Junmyeon, I am a marketing manager,” he began, setting the words to the tune of Butterfly by Mariah Carey (seriously why had Sehun admitted that was his favorite song). “I live in a two thousand square foot apartment in a nice socio-economic neighborhood. I drive a Mitsubishi Outlander with fifteen thousand miles. I make one hundred and ten thousand dollars a year. My health is great because I take good care of myself and exercise every day. I want to have your eggs.”
~ Come Fly with Me


“We met at the Star Wars Galaxies shutdown party. You gave me your giant dick shaped ship and proposed marriage when I helped you figure out how to hack into blockbuster’s base code and erase your fine and the gay porn you rented."
~ It's Not My Place (in the 9 to 5 world)
 
“You’re a…” Lu Han’s face scrunched up. “Hug prostitute?”
~ Satellite of Love

"“I’m an owl hybrid, you’re a stork hybrid. That is how these things work. You build ridiculously large houses for no apparent reason. My kind aren’t like that because we have common sense . So we move in, take up a teeny tiny,” the man held up his fingers to indicate a small size, “sliver of your humongous living space and things go on as normal.”
~ This Old House

Fic-writing goals for 2019:

I said it earlier, but to have time to write. I am not going to make any lofty goals beyond that. *crosses fingers that I won't lose time for my favorite hobby. 
 

Title: A Knightly Occurrence
Ships: Xiumin / Luhan
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 6,024 words
Warnings: Innuendo, lots of innuendo, Cristiano Ronaldo doing things, Luhan having no idea how baby making works, ideals of manliness horribly exaggerated for comedic purposes (I’m sorry)
Summary: Luhan has one chance to become the best knight in the kingdom. Minseok wants someone to rub his feet.

Written for Let out the Baby round 2016

Read here: AO3

Title: Don’t be SAD
Pairing: Show Luo / Lay
Rating: R
Length: 12,891 words
Summary: Yixing isn’t having any of this soulmate business, thank you very much.

Written for showxingandtell round 2016

Read here: LJ || AFF || AO3

Title: Let Me Forget About Today Until Tomorrow
Rating: R
Length: 30,205 words
Summary: The war is over, leaving Chanyeol to search for redemption. He can't go back. At the same time Kyungsoo can't go forward.
Warnings: Not 100% historically accurate. Mentions of mental illness, violence, minor character death, and war. Angst. Homophobia.
Notes: Written for takostation round 2016

Read on:  AO3 | AFF