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🐶Baekhyun / Chanyeol🐅

We'll Make It, We Always Do || Baekhyun / Chanyeol || PG-13 || 2,838 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Chanyeol and Baekhyun live paycheck to paycheck – with two kids and another on the way.

🐶Baekhyun / Chen🦕

3089: A Space Odyssey || Baekhyun / Chen || PG-13 || 5,737 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
The only thing worse than a six month space journey is a six month space journey with Byun Baekhyun as your roommate.

The Mosh Pit Says I Love You || Baekhyun / Chen || PG-13 || 1,107 w.|| AFF
Sometimes you must be blunt to get anywhere.

 

🐶Baekhyun / D.O.🐧

★ Baekhyun Next Door || Baekhyun / D.O. || PG-13 || 7,682 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Kyungsoo wants to be left alone. Baekhyun wants Kyungsoo to climb trees.

He Says hello when he leaves, goodybe when he arrives || Baekhyun / D.O. || PG-13 || 10,079 w. ||  A03  
Who would have thought summoning a fifth level demon to win a singing contest could have such interesting consequences? Certainly not Byun Baekhyun. 

★ Two Scoops of Friction, Hold the Sprinkles || Baekhyun / D.O. || NC-17 || 6,240 w. || AFF || A03
Baekhyun one thousand percent does not like Kyungsoo in that way. Unfortunately, he forgot to tell his dick.

🐶Baekhyun / Kai🐻

Bury My Heart in Venice || Baekhyun / Kai || PG-13 || 2,656 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Baekhyun used to inspire, now he tries to forget.

🐅Chanyeol / D.O.🐧

★Best in Show|| Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 12k+ w. || AFF || A03
Kyungsoo is a Maltese canine hybrid, a show hybrid ready to take the top spot at the most important competition of the year. Enter a new breed, with a very tall, handsome representative. Chaos ensues. And knotting. Cause that is important.

Excuse me, but did you say Zootopia? || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 5,014 w. || A03 
Kyungsoo cannot believe he let his friends talk him into this. A strip club? Really?! At least he meets a Zootopia loving hottie in the parking lot. AKA Chanyeol pole dancing ensues.

Fistful of Praise || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 4,756 w. || A03 
No matter what Chanyeol says, Kyungsoo thinks he has been doing it wrong. Or Kyungsoo discovers Chanyeol’s praise kink, and fisting ensues.

★Do Kyungsoo! I Love You || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 9,138 w. || A03 
Chanyeol has made his fair share of mistakes. Accidentally telling Do Kyungsoo he loves him may be one of the biggest mistakes he has made so far. Maybe?

Best.Day.Ever || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 6,746 w. || AFF || A03 
Chanyeol has secrets, but so does his neighbor Kyungsoo.

★For Life || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 38,909 w. || A03  
Kyungsoo assumed it was a joke. After all, how serious could a “We’ll marry each other if we are still single at 125 years old” pact really be? Queue the reappearance of fellow vampire (and one half of the marriage pact), Park Chanyeol, who is very much ready to collect on a century-old deal between friends.

★Future Days || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 15,784 w. || A03  
Chanyeol doesn’t know what he wants to be when he grows up. He doesn’t know why he hangs out with the two most annoying omegas known to man or why he can’t breathe the moment he sees Do Kyungsoo. Because Kyungsoo isn’t his mate. Or something. He doesn’t know a lot of things, but he is slowly trying to learn. Slowly. Okay, maybe life just sucks and he’s a slacker. Maybe. Kind of.

★Heaven Help a Fool Who Falls in Love|| Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 22,814 w. || AFF || A03 
Kyungsoo panics when his ex-boyfriend moves next door. Chanyeol listens, and then he agrees

How Bazaar || Chanyeol / D.O. || PG-13 || 3,315 w. || AFF || A03
Chanyeol has everything it takes to run a successful business. Wh,at he lacks his resident ghost (and crush), Kyungsoo, makes up for.

★It's not My Place (In the 9 to 5 world)  || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 11,972 w. || AFF || A03 || Chinese Translation
Chanyeol is the FBI agent watching Kyungsoo. No, really. Meanwhile, Kyungsoo just wants to have some fun (when he isn’t watching bad British comedies, leaving long comments on recipe posts, or liking dog photos, that is). A The-FBI-Agent-Watching-Me inspired fic because I can.

★Let me forget about today until tomorrow || Chanyeol / D.O. || R || 30k+ w. || AFF || A03
The war is over, leaving Chanyeol to search for redemption. He can't go back. At the same time Kyungsoo can't go forward.

my monster fought a spider and the spider won || Chanyeol / D.O. || PG || 4,563 w. || AFF || A03
“Monsters can be scared of bugs!” Chanyeol protested, walking out of the closet. “Are they also scared of thunder, sad episodes of Little House on the Prairie, and the noise plastic bags make?” Kyungsoo shot back.

Ransom || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 5,681 w. || A03 
Kyungsoo, the leader of a ragtag gang of bandits, accosts the third prince on his way out of the capital. The royal is the perfect target, a fortune in ransom to be paid upon his return. Unfortunately, even the best-laid plans often go awry…

The Red Door || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 11,111 w. || A03 
Chanyeol could easily be mistaken for a textbook example of an Alpha: tall, strong, a tad bit hot-headed, forever fighting with a stubborn streak and the need to win. Some might say the same is true of Do Kyungsoo: at first appearance he looks like the picture perfect omega, checking off all the right boxes with his quiet personality and unobtrusive demeanor. But first impressions can be deceiving, which is why, three days a week after work, Park Chanyeol ducks into the narrow, dimly lit alley, and knocks on a tightly locked red door. Chanyeol never tarries at the office these days because he knows Kyungsoo will be waiting, and he’ll have hell to pay if he’s late.

Shelter from the Storm || Chanyeol / D.O. || PG-13 || 12,736 w. || AFF || A03 
Cheetah hybrids are anxious by nature, a trait that has been detrimental to their popularity and survival. Kyungsoo is no different, though he wishes to be. After a string of unsuccessful treatments, he has given up trying. When Yixing brings up recent research that dog hybrids have had a calming effect on cheetah hybrids, Kyungsoo’s hope springs anew. Enter Chanyeol, a dog hybrid with a goofy grin and a tail that never stops. Could he be the thing Kyungsoo needs to conquer his anxiety once and for all?

★Teenage Wasteland || Chanyeol / D.O. || R || 27,247 w. || A03 
There isn’t much for Park Chanyeol to hold onto in his short, messed up life. Hope seems abstract but Kyungsoo doesn’t – and maybe that is all that matters. Greaser AU

★The Good Son || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 43,901 w. || AFF || A03 || Spanish translation
The first time Kyungsoo met Chanyeol he learned the meaning of the word betrayal. Five years later he’s expected to forgive and forget. After all, congratulations are in order, Chanyeol is now engaged to his older sister. The arrangement is part of a deal to join their crime families together, a deal Kyungsoo can’t help but loathe no matter what the circumstances are.

★This Old House || Chanyeol / D.O. || NC-17 || 12,547 w. || A03 
Chanyeol isn’t compulsively building rooms onto his home just to have a mysterious man and egg show up to claim a corner for themselves. Or at least that is what he would like to think. His friends and the entire world say otherwise.

★ Undercover: A Love Story || Chanyeol / D.O. || PG || 17,868 w. || AFF || AO3 || Spanish Translation
Do Kyungsoo, mild-mannered detective, is given an offer he can't refuse, leading to an assignment as an undercover officer. Enter Park Chanyeol, AKA The Phoenix, a known gang associate with a very peculiar personality. Chanyeol is an unwelcome complication that Kyungsoo isn’t certain he can *or wants* to handle.

🐅Chanyeol / D.O.🐧  / Kai🐻

we got that power everytime || Chanyeol / D.O. / Kai || NC-17 || 6,576 w.|| AO3 
Kyungsoo is the heir to an omega led pack. It is his job to take care of the alpha ruts in his pack – even if the ruts belong to his two close friends (and resident alpha giants) Chanyeol and Jongin.

🐅Chanyeol / Kai🐻

A Cactus Walks into an Apartment Building || Chanyeol / Kai || PG-13 || 2,896 w.|| AFF || A03 || LJ
Chanyeol is an apartment building janitor having the worst day ever.

Use Your Illusion || Chanyeol / Kai || NC-17 || 3,840 w.|| A03 
The Great Chanyeol. That is what it reads on the playbills and the colorful programs they hand out at each show. He is a master illusionist, but he could never do it without his assistant, Jongin. In fact, there are a lot of things he couldn’t do without Jongin.

Chen / Chanyeol🐅

Economy Class|| Chanyeol /  Chen || NC-17 || 1,627 w.|| A03 
Jongdae has been in an awful mood ever since he woke up to the sight of his boyfriend's backside and zero relief in sight. I mean, it isn't like they can do anything on a plane....right?

🐧D.O. / Kai🐻

★ A Beautiful Burden || D.O. / Kai || PG-13 || 2,024 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Jongin’s mind has never left the war. Kyungsoo has never understood how anyone could leave Jongin behind.

 

🐧D.O. / Sehun🐺

★ 1+1=Oh Sehun || D.O. / Sehun, Side: Chanyeol / Kai || NC-17 || 21K+ (completed) || AFF || A03 || LJ
Kyungsoo has a love hate relationship with windows.

First comes Baby || D.O. / Sehun || PG-13 || 7,320 w. || AFF || AO3
Kyungsoo and Sehun are practically strangers who both want to adopt a child. Maybe doing it together isn’t such a bad idea– except everyone else thinks it is.

Man in the Mirror || D.O. / Sehun || PG-13 || 851 w. || AFF
Sehun leaned against the pink faux marble tile wall. He was already half drunk, two shots and a weakly mixed captains and coke downed since he had wandered into the party.

🐻Kai / Sehun🐺

Blood Brothers || Kai / Sehun || NC-17 || 5,293 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ Sehun finds out that the past is never really forgotten.

🐉Kris / Baekhyun🐶

Smell You Later || Kris / Baekhyun || NC-17 || 5,414 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Baekhyun can’t find a mate. Maybe he is cursed...or maybe Kris is to blame.
 

🐉Kris / D.O🐧

A Shot to the Heart || Kris / D.O. || PG || 4,382 w. || AFF || A03
Yifan has always had a thing for the tiny vampire prince. He never thought his feelings would be reciprocated, especially not like this.

🐉Kris / Suho🐰

Beauty is in the Eye of the Bee-Holder || Kris / Suho || PG-13 || 13,277 w.|| AFF || A03 
Junmyeon tried to pay attention to what Yifan was saying but he was lost, unable to do anything but stare at the face he had seen so many times on his computer, on his television, and in limited print magazines that cost a fortune and showed up five weeks later than promised.

★ I Only Want to have PHHUN with You || Kris / Suho || PG-13 || 8,548 w.|| AFF || A03
Yifan should never have taken that selfie wearing daisy dukes AKA how Tao blackmails Yifan into finally talking to his crush.

★ Love is a Beach || Kris / Suho || PG-13 || 5,644 w.|| AFF || A03 || LJ
Yifan can’t remember what June 8th signifies and somehow that ends up with a BMW full of Pokémon toys.

★ The Sky above the Rain || Kris / Suho || NC-17 || 23,236 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Yifan is fascinated by the strange man with sadness in his eyes and rain at his heels.

You Dirty Dog || Kris / Suho || PG-13 || 5,585 w. || AFF || A03
Yifan just wants to know what his dog does all day. Seeing Junmyeon half naked happens to be a bonus.

🐷Show Luo / Lay🐏

Class Pet || Show Luo / Lay || NC-17 || 14,433 w. || AFF || A03
Zhi Xiang, a third grade teacher, decides a class pet is the perfect way to liven up his classroom. He imagined the class pet to be a duckling or maybe a Guinea pig, what he gets is a rabbit hybrid.

Don't be SAD || Show Luo / Lay || R || 12,852 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Yixing isn’t having any of this soulmate business, thank you very much.

★ #Hottest_Bean_Curd_Seller || Show Luo / Lay || R || 12,171 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Yixing is focused on not burning down his cousin’s bean curd stall for the second time, Show Luo is focused on how amazing Yixing looks in a tank top.

Made and Meant to Look for You || Show Luo / Lay || NC-17 || 4,391 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Show Luo has existed for centuries without ever having met his mate. When Yixing walks into his life he is more than ready.

The Fifth Son || Show Luo / Lay || NC-17 || 9,430 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Show Luo would do anything to be taken out of the running for emperor. His father has other ideas. 

🐰Suho / Baekhyun🐶

★ Ransom Makes the Man || Suho / Baekhyun || PG-13 || 3,980 w. ||AFF || A03 || LJ
Maybe being kidnapped was not the worst thing in the world.

 

🐰Suho / Chen🦕

The Writer Says I Love You || Suho / Chen || PG-13 || 11,656 w. ||AFF || A03 || LJ
Junmyeon is a rookie actor, Jongdae is a famous idol. When they are cast opposite each other on the show We Got Married they find that a script can only go so far.

🐰Suho / Sehun🐺

The Art of the Deal || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 3,302 w. || AFF || A03 
“Do you know what I like about you?” Sehun rasped. He took advantage of Junmyeon’s exposed neck, tracing the skin with his teeth, nibbling and sucking. “You don’t care that we’re both alphas.”

★ The Boy with the Cold Hard Cash (is always Mr. right) || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 31,074 w. ||  A03 
Kim Junmyeon has been a Sugar Baby for thirteen (13) blissful, unattached years. When he finds himself suddenly Sugar Daddy-less, Junmyeon looks for a new Glucose Guardian. Enter Oh Sehun, a rather unexpected (but ultimately) welcome surprise.

★ Come Fly With Me || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 6,465 w. || A03 
It was like Romeo and Juliet, Sehun decided, but with lousy singing, awkward mating dances, a love of exhibitionism, no poison, and birds. Or the bird/human hybrid AU no one asked for.

Get out of My Head and Into my Bed || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 2,771 w. || A03 
He can't help the raw adrenaline that comes with being on stage. He can't help the restless energy. But Kim Junmyeon can. Canon AU

I. Do. Not. Love. Kim. Junmyeon (pause for dramatic effect) || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 12,865 w. || A03 
Oh Sehun has spent nearly a decade infatuated with Junmyeon. Finally, he’s had enough–– except maybe he hasn’t. Canon AU

Leaving on a Jet Plane || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 7,136 w. || A03 
Sehun works in Wind Control at his favorite place in the world, the airport. Meanwhile, Kim Junmyeon managers the Water Control division, both men ensuring flights arrive and leave as efficiently as possible, changing the weather as needed. Oh, and Sehun might be a little bit frustrated because holy-hell-how-does-anyone-rock-khakis-and-a-sweater-vest-like-that.

Let's Dig in Deep and get out of this Rut || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 4,388 w. || A03 
It was times like these that Junmyeon knew that most people were full of shit. That the whispers, the looks, the way everyone seemed to like to pass judgment, was because they were ignorant. Because they couldn’t even begin to conceive how perfect it all was. They didn’t know how it felt to have an alpha on your lap, thighs straddling your own, soft and gentle whimpers escaping their lips. Their usually cold and strong demeanor gone, replaced by a kind and soft side that society told them they should never show. Vulnerable, trusting, not having to take charge like had been drilled into them their entire lives.

★ Leverage || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 12,885 w. || A03
Sehun acquires a sugar daddy, Junmyeon just wants to play with legos.


★ Oblivious || Suho / Sehun || NC-17 || 6,236 w. || AFF || A03 
You mean showering together, gratuitous cuddling, love confessions, and marriage proposals are not normal roommate behavior? Junmyeon respectfully disagrees.

Pour Some Sugar on Me || Suho / Sehun || PG-13 || 9,244 w. || AFF || A03 
Sehun, the god of sweets, has an obsession with a certain human dietitian. Sehun claims it is pure anger over the man’s fad diet trend that keeps him watching the human from afar. Yes, anger, definitely not the human’s cute eye smile or nice ass. Definitely not.

🐼Tao / Sehun🐺

In the Shallow Blue Sea || Tao / Sehun || PG || 503 w. || AFF
Tao is strong, Sehun likes that about him.

Memories End (WILL NOT BE UPDATING) || Tao / Sehun || NC-17 || 13k+ (hiatus) || AFF
An accident has left Tao devoid of certain memories; Sehun's sudden appearance in Tao's life is not helping matters.

One Half of Me is Yours || Tao / Sehun || PG-13 || 3,750 w. || AFF || Vietnamese Translation
During tough times or when I’m happy I always go to Bugak Skyway with Tao hyung.

Sit! Stay! Can I Have Your Number? || Tao / Sehun || PG-13 || 5,293 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Tao is the proud owner of an adorable (and spoiled) pup, Sehun is a dog trainer with his work cut out for him. 

🐱Xiumin / Baekhyun🐶

Better Than Sliced Bread || Xiumin / Baekhyun || PG-13 || 5,699 w. || AFF || A03
Minseok is a fan site admin who takes his hobby very seriously. When someone starts stealing his pictures and posting them without proper credit he takes matters into his own hands.

🐱Xiumin / Kang Daniel(Wanna One)🐾

In the Still of the Night || Xiumin / Kang Daniel || NC-17 || 3,829 w. || AFF || A03 
Minseok has been waiting years to be matched with a mate.


🐱Xiumin / D.O.🐧

Into Your World || Xiumin / D.O. || R || 8,212 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
It has been four years since author Do Kyungsoo has written anything worth reading.

You Had Me at the Stage Rush || Xiumin / D.O. || PG-13 || 1,285 w. || A03
Minseok is a Seungri fanboy, Kyungsoo wants to make his mark.


🐱Xiumin / Lay🐏

the night is a tunnel...a hole into tomorrow || Xiumin / Lay || NC-17 || 5,008 w. || AFF || A03
Thirty-something Minseok agrees to go to a nightclub, a one-off decision that leads him to a bathroom with a very appealing (and very surprising) feature.


🐱Xiumin / Luhan🦌

A Bitter Pill to Swallow || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 5,787 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan wants to drink Minseok’s blood, unfortunately Minseok tastes terrible.

Adventure Bound || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 754 w.|| A03
Luhan has a weakness for adventures, Minseok might just be the best one yet. Or Luhan you HAD ONE JOB.

An Autumn Sound || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 1,009 w. || AFF || A03
Autumn is Minseok's favorite time of year.

Autumn Leaves || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 26K+ (completed) || AFF
Minseok is the Crown Prince of Korea, Luhan is the by-blow son of the Emperor of China. Together they share a mysterious past, veiled in emotional turmoil and a dream of autumn leaves. Note: My first fic. ||blushes||

Beautiful and Brilliant || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 1,625 w.
He loved coffee and soccer and me.

 Before Cat and Mouse || Xiumin / Luhan || PG || 1,075 w. || A03 || Vietnamese Translation
When Lu Han brings a kitten home Minseok panics. He HATES cats - for good reason.

★ Benevolent || Xiumin / Luhan, Kris / Suho, Show Luo / Lay || NC-17 || 120k || A03
Minseok lives a sheltered life. Luhan belongs to chaos. A world built on lies joins them together, future unknown.

Best Moment of My Un-life! || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 2,088 w.|| AFF
Sometimes you don’t realize what is important until you haunt things together.

For All to See || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 957 w. || A03
Minseok is having a terrible day, Luhan might make it better.

★ The Fault in Our Starboard || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 33,315 w. || AFF || A03
Minseok has little enthusiasm towards being a boat captain for hire. His lack of excitement towards the profession falters when he is tasked with ferrying a certain rich kid and his friends around the Maldives during winter break.

★Fortune's End || Luhan / Chen, Xiumin / Luhan, other side pairings || NC-17 || 53k+ (completed) || AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan has spent ten years struggling to raise a ransom and free Minseok from the clutches of the Western Kingdom. When the same kingdom’s warpath ensnares Luhan, he thinks all is lost. But is it?

GO-ing to Get Lucky || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 3,718 w. || AFF || A03
Luhan is a winner. Minseok thinks CP stands for cute points. A Xiuhan Pokémon Go fic.

★ Hybrid Fancy || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 6,301 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan and his impeccable hybrid lineage are a perfect match for Minseok's pedigree, their offspring sure to be worth a fortune - unless feelings get in the way, that is.

I Laugh You || Xiumin / Luhan || PG || 1,852 w. || AFF || A03
It is a commonly held belief that you only laugh once you meet your soul mate. Luhan is out to prove the theory wrong.

★ Imperial Claims || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 5,297 w. || AFF || A03 
Lu Han, an imperial prince, is to be married in three days’ time. It is unseemly that he should imprint on a random omega so close to the ceremony date.

★I'll Be Your Medal, Baby || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 7,008 w.|| AFF || A03
Lu Han has a shot at the gold medal for Judo, but will the return of Kim Minseok end his chances for good?

It's a Scary, Gingham World Out there || Xiumin / Luhan || PG || 2,944 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan is timid by nature but adventure calls when Minseok suddenly goes silent.

A Knightly Occurrence || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 6,031 w. || AO3
 Luhan has one chance to become the best knight in the kingdom. Minseok wants someone to rub his feet..

Let Us Love Like Chaos || Xiumin / Luhan || R || 418 w. || AFF || A03
The pieces are impossible to pick up.

Lie to Me || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 27K+ (completed) || LJ
Luhan lies. Minseok wants to know why.

★ Listless || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 17k+ (completed) || AFF || A03 || LJ
Minseok suffers from Mysophobia, an intense fear of germs. Luhan agrees to help him overcome his fears one checkmark at a time.

Loud and Unexpected || Xiumin / Luhan || PG || 746 w. || AFF
Leaving the house does wonders.

★ Love in a Cold Climate || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 9,956 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Love is strange. Particularly strange if you are a narwhal in love with a beluga or a polar bear in love with a penguin or...

★ Love in a Hot Climate || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 7,887 w. || AFF.|| AO3
Love is complicated. Especially when the new lion king starts picking off your mate/ wannabe mate....

★ Love in a Temperature Controlled Climate || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 10,704 w. || AFF.|| AO3 
Love is scary. Especially if you are a raccoon in love with a skunk or a dog in love with a rabbit or a house cat in love with....

★ Love Unexpected || Xiumin/ Luhan, Side: Tao/ Sehun, Kai / D.O., Suho/ Chen, Kris/ Lay, Baekhyun/ Chanyeol || NC-17 || 97k (completed) || AFF || A03 || LJ
Seoul is a dangerous place for wolf-human hybrids.

★ Marry Him if You Dare || Baekhyun/ D.O., Xiumin / Luhan, Suho / Chen, Tao/ Sehun, Song Ji Hyo/ Kang Gary, Chanyeol/ Song Joong Ki || NC-17 || 78k+ (completed) || AFF || A03
The race is on. The first Kang brother - Minseok, Suho, Kyungsoo, or Sehun - to get married wins the family inheritance and the company. A Running Man meets Exo crossover fic.

my ex followed me on instagram? idk what to do || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 8,066 w. || A03 
FOUR.YEARS

My Swag is on Fire || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 6,799 w. ||AFF || A03
Minseok is used to the occasional medical question, being a med student means it is a given. But when someone calls him asking what to do because his swag is on fire...well, that is a bit much. AKA Luhan made me do it.

Once Upon a Midnight Dreary || Xiumin / Luhan || R || 1,708 w. ||AFF || A03
Luhan searches for a mystery greater than his own.

Our Place in the Sun || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 762 w.|| AFF
Luhan knows the sweet spot.

Over Coffee || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 1,719 w || AFF
Xiuhan, coffee, and smut. Note: currently un-beta'd. My first smut one shot ||blushes||

Pinku Pinku is Alive (or Lay adopts a unicorn) || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 5,538 w. || AFF
In which Lay adopts an actual unicorn, Xiumin and Luhan deal with a fortune teller’s curse, and a bunch of other weird things. Note: don't even ask if I was sober when I wrote this. Read at your own risk.

Satellite of Love || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 9,607 w. || A03 || Spanish Translation
Minseok knows what he wants, and Lu Han does too. Minseok makes money cuddling and Lu Han…. well, he has a satellite.

The Secret Language of Flowers || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 20,045 w. || AFF || A03 
Minseok has zero knowledge of flowers, but that’s okay, Luhan has a book for that. A hanahaki!au.

Show Some Skin || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 304 w. || AFF || A03
Luhan, master hitchhiker.

Simply the Name || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 6,944 w. || AFF || A03
Minseok stared at the mark on his forearm, at the curl of the Chinese characters that had marred his skin for the last year. He ran the tips of his fingers over the writing, a light caress while he became lost in thought. His soulmate was clear, but their future was not. Practicality and decorum cared little for the marks on a person’s skin. A xiuhan soulmate AU.

Sky High || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 2,625 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan is a flight attendant, Xiumin is a pilot. You do the math.

Snowed In || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 1,126 w. || A03
A snowstorm rages outside, inside Luhan and Minseok figure things out.

★ Solstice Selection || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 11,734 w. || AFF || A03
As an omega led pack, the winter solstice signaled a predictable occurrence –– their leader would go into heat. With the leader, inevitably a portion of the pack’s omegas would also have their heats triggered, their scents thick in the air as their fevers took hold. It was up to the remaining pack members to protect them, to watch, and to wait. 

Something Wicked this way Comes || Xiumin / Luhan || R || 2,585 w. || AFF || A03
Lu Han is a lonely vampire, Minseok is his cure.

the story of love is hello and goodbye || Xiumin / Luhan || R || 4,626 w. ||  A03
Minseok has two days before he enlists. It’s a short time to heal the sudden rift with his best friend, who he just so happens to be in love with. Or the Xiuhan enlistment fic because I am trash and Lu Han liked Minseok’s pic on Instagram. And I am trash. In case I didn’t make that clear.

Strangers on a Train || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 3,284 w. || AFF || A03
Having something to look forward to, something that didn’t come down to names and obligations is what mattered. That is what kept Minseok going. That is why, when he found out his name, he wanted to forget it. 

The Chase || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 6,921 w. || A03
The Chase will dictate who claims Minseok as their mate. Minseok thinks he has it all planned out. Or not.

The Crimson Feather || Xiumin/ Luhan, D.O. / Kai || NC-17 || 81k+ (completed)|| AFF || A03 || LJ
Minseok didn’t see it coming. Working for the government Home Office a new case was a given, yet a new addition to his household was…positively scandalous.

The First Time || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 3,998 w. AFF || A03 || LJ
Minseok missed Luhan’s birthday due to work, leaving his husband to take care of the kids and spend a night alone. Now, racked with guilt, he wants to make it up to him.

★ This Golden Cage of Mine || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 42,007 w. AFF || A03
Earth has been destroyed and with it the only home Minseok has ever known. A long journey leads him to a resettlement camp on the planet Evren and the promise of a new life, as long as he is willing to assimilate. When assimilation equates to an arranged marriage Minseok feels like he can't say no. What he doesn’t expect is to be married to a man who has been locked up for the majority of his life, a prince in a gilded cage.

★ The Last Train || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 2,351 w.|| AFF || A03 || LJ || Thai Translation
On the eve of the Korean War two lovers say goodbye

★ The Masquerade || Xiumin / Luhan, other side pairings as the story progresses || NC-17 || 93k+ (completed) || AFF || A03 || LJ
Minseok, shunned by high society due to a broken engagement, has an unexpected encounter with Luhan, the catch of the season.

The Red Shifts || Xiumin/ Luhan, Kris / Suho, Tao / Sehun, Baekhyun/ Chanyeol, Lay/ Chen || NC-17 || 65k+ (completed) || AFF  || Russian translation
Luhan has an imaginary friend, a friend his family wants to banish for good. What happens when a bizarre Psychiatrist and ten other young men validate Minseok's existence, leading down a path none of them could have imagined?

The Red Shoes || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 3,356 w. || AFF || A03 || LJ
Minseok and Luhan are reluctant about their Halloween costumes- until they see each other.

★ The Step over || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 47,415 w. || A03
A royal mystery, an insistent magazine editor, and an out of work football player collide, leaving Lu Han to do the dirty work. Lu Han takes a job coaching the Crown Prince of Korea in football, but he is in Seoul for more reasons than to teach Prince Minseok the finer arts of the game. Meanwhile, Prince Minseok has his own secrets.

★ Three Days || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 5,267 w.|| AFF || A03 || LJ
Luhan surprises everyone by flying to Korea for vacation, everyone except the person waiting for him

To Dream in Ones and Zeroes|| Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 4,632 w.|| AFF || A03
The life of a wandering minstrel isn't easy, especially with people like Mirranda0412 around..

★ Until Next Time || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 4,968 w. || AFF || A03
After 9 years working for the NIS, Minseok’s position as an intelligence field officer was taken away – all because he trusted the wrong man. Now he is finally given an assignment back in the field, a trial mission to see if he is worthy of more.

★ Used to be Snow White but we Drifted || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 41,899 w. || AFF || A03
“Before you shoot me, I think it’s best that you know why I’m here.” Luhan spoke calmly without breaking eye contact.

★ Voices Carry [ONGOING] || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 26k+ w. (ongoing) || AFF || A03
Humans weren't supposed to notice Club Pandora, they were never supposed to know it existed. Yet one day a human walked into the vampire club looking for a job. Predictably all hell broke loose.

Why it Snows || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 1,272 w. ||AFF || A03
Minseok answers to the best of his ability.

You Can't Go Home Again || Xiumin / Luhan || NC-17 || 7,140 w. ||AFF || A03 
Minseok spends a decade ignoring the roots of his career, the pain and confusion of a love long gone. But maybe he isn’t alone. A Xiuhan fashion industry AU (Photographer Minseok / Model Lu Han)

You Know I Love You, Right? || Xiumin / Luhan || PG-13 || 2,421 w.|| AFF
Luhan loves Minseok and Minseok loves him back – no matter what happens.

🐱Xiumin / Sehun🐺

What's Your Name? || Xiumin / Sehun || PG || 1,003 w.|| A03
Sehun sits patiently at the neighborhood cafe as his name is called incorrectly time and time again. Finally, he has enough of the forgetful barista.

 

🐱Xiumin / Suho🐰

Slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace || Xiumin / Suho || PG-13 || 4,000 w.|| A03 || AFF
Junmyeon wakes up next to his longstanding crush with exactly zero memory of how he got there. Panic and delayed hilarity ensues.

🐱🦌🐉🐰🐏🐶OT12 (platonic)🦕🐅🐧🐼🐻🐺

Roomates are a Chipmunk’s Best Friend || OT12 || PG-13 || 4,876 w.|| A03 || AFF For such a tall guy he makes a tiny chipmunk….