Fic Master List

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I only want to have PHHUN with you

Title: I only want to have PHHUN with you

Genre: Crack, humor, wolves
Length: 8k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Suho / Kris
Summary: Yifan should never have taken that selfie wearing daisy dukes AKA how Tao blackmails Yifan into finally talking to his crush.

Written for Yifantasy round 2016.

Read here: AO3 || AFF

Strangers on a Train

Title: Strangers on a Train

Genre: Punk!AU,  Barely there plot with some smut
Length: 3.2k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan
Summary: Having something to look forward to, something that didn’t come down to names and obligations is what mattered. That is what kept Minseok going. That is why, when he found out his name, he wanted to forget it.


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Something Wicked this way Comes

Title: Something Wicked This Way Comes
Genre: Vampire!AU, Horror
Length: 2.5k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan
Summary:  Lu Han is a lonely vampire, Minseok is his cure.


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First Comes Baby

Title: First Comes Baby
Genre: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 7.3k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: D.O. / Sehun
Summary: Kyungsoo and Sehun are practically strangers who both want to adopt a child. Maybe doing it together isn’t such a bad idea– except everyone else thinks it is.


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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace

Title:  Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace
Genre: Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 4k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Suho / Xiumin
Summary: Junmyeon wakes up next to his longstanding crush with exactly zero memory of how he got there. Panic and delayed hilarity ensues.


Read here: AO3 || AFF

To Dream in Ones and Zeroes

Title:  To Dream in Ones and Zeroes
Genre: Video game AU, Angst
Length: 4.6k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin
SummaryThe life of a wandering minstrel isn't easy, especially with people like Mirranda0412 around.

Written for SNCJ Secret Santa round 2016.


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my monster fought a spider and the spider won

Title:  my monster fought a spider and the spider won
Genre: Monsters, comedy
Length: 4.5k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Chanyeol / D.O.
Summary: “Monsters can be scared of bugs!” Chanyeol protested, walking out of the closet.
“Are they also scared of thunder, sad episodes of Little House on the Prairie, and the noise plastic bags make?” Kyungsoo shot back.

Written for Monsterfest Round 2016


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Used to Be Snow White but We Drifted

Title:  Used to Be Snow White but We Drifted
Genre: Sci-fi, Royalty
Length: 41.8k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, Victoria (fx) / Chen / Baekhyun, other pairings to be revealed
Warnings: Threesomes, avoidance as a means of coping
Summary: ““Before you shoot me, I think it’s best that you know why I’m here.” Luhan spoke calmly without breaking eye contact.

Written for Seokmonsters Round 2016 / 2017


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How Bazaar

Title:  How Bazaar
Genre: Ghosts, Romance, Fluff
Length: 3.1k words
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Chanyeol / D.O.
Summary: Chanyeol has everything it takes to run a successful business. What he lacks his resident ghost (and crush), Kyungsoo, makes up for.

Written for Yeollie Pop Day Round 2016 / 2017


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Benevolent

Title:  Benevolent
Genre: A/B/O, Royalty, Dystopian,
Length: 120k words
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, Kris / Suho, Show Luo / Lay, other pairings revealed
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, dubious consent, mpreg, minor character death
Summary: Minseok lives a sheltered life. Luhan belongs to chaos. A world built on lies joins them together, future unknown.

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Voices Carry

Title:  Voices Carry
Genre: Supernatural, Mystery, Humor, Smut
Length: 26k words (ongoing)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Luhan / Xiumin, other pairings revealed
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, minor character death, blood play, breath play, rough sex
Summary: Humans weren't supposed to notice Club Pandora, they were never supposed to know it existed. Yet one day a human walked into the vampire club looking for a job. Predictably all hell broke loose.

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A Knightly Occurance

Title: A Knightly Occurrence
Ships: Xiumin / Luhan
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 6,024 words
Warnings: Innuendo, lots of innuendo, Cristiano Ronaldo doing things, Luhan having no idea how baby making works, ideals of manliness horribly exaggerated for comedic purposes (I’m sorry)
Summary: Luhan has one chance to become the best knight in the kingdom. Minseok wants someone to rub his feet.

Written for Let out the Baby round 2016

Read here: AO3